> You are filled with wholesome christian shame, and attempt to cover your naughties. You are unable to find your clothes, so you discard all mysteries and make a crude tunic from the bag.
> It fails to be stylish or warm or comfortable, but it prevents Jesus from seeing your ugly parts, so you are saved from the pain of hellfire.
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> You are standing in a dark alley wearing nothing but a large black garbage bag.
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> This bag needs a hole for pooping
> Strut
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