> You always did like to be different, to act in opposition to conventional practices. So instead of finding a more physically beautiful lover, you start banging Mung.
> Mung is locally known for a deathly odor, shuffling gait, and a senility-induced belief that the Whigs are ruining the country.
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> Your decrepit lover Mung is gazing at you with what appears to be frustration. You can't really read old people eyes.
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> Wait a minute! Thats not a wrinkly old person face, its a mask!
> Store change within Mung's wrinkles
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