> You feel around inside the bag, touching the mysteries every which way.
> The mysteries are unpleasantly soft and moist, and are throbbing gently.
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> You are standing in a dark alley with a nasty bag full of throbbing mysteries.
>
> Hey wait a minute this is a bag of penises
> Mole-rats! Fucking mole-rats!
> Oh shit the bag is full of fetuses
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