> Many have called you a conspiracy theorist, and mocked you for your beliefs that the moon landing was faked or that the Song dynasty had nearly developed a primitive Ethernet when the Mongol invasion disrupted their work.
> If only you could see their faces as the ancestral spirit gives you hard evidence proving every single one of your crazyass theories correct to the letter.
> You then go on to do a series of talkshow appearances, revealing a new secret every time in order to produce hype for an upcoming book. But when you reveal that the pyramids are actually the nipples on a colossal subterranean stone image of the alien race that played a pivotal role in human development, you are abducted by the shadow government.
> You spend the rest of your days in a secret prison with a heart attack machine strapped across your shoulders, just like that song warned about.
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> GAME OVER
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