> You step out into the middle of the busy street and pose amidst the cars. Such confidence! Such daring! Everything you thought you once were is now meaningless, this is your new purpose in life.
> As you provide to the world a glimpse of Olympian beauty, the mortals try not to make eye contact or get too close to the Adonis that you have become, but you do not resent them for their awe.
> You decide that for the remainder of your natural life, you will come here every day and model, as a service to humanity. You worry that some may try to stop you at first, but you know in your heart of hearts that they will fail, for mere men cannot stop you any more than they can stop the wind or the snow.
> Semi trucks with inattentive drivers, on the other hand, are more than capable of stopping you.
> You are transfigured into a red smear on a chrome grill.
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> GAME OVER
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