> There is only one cure to fatal hair loss: steal someone else's hair.
> You start shearing a homeless person you found in a dark alley, who wakes up when you are halfway done. This all seems oddly familiar, and things only get weirder when you manage to negotiate an exchange of your mystery bag for the hair that you need to survive.
> Having cured your terminal alopecia, you wander off out of the story.
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> GAME OVER
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