> Now that you know you are going to die, you summon up your list of life goals and achieve the shit out of them.
> The first few are relatively easily achieved. Your adventures lead you to taste all seven of the modern wonders of the world, learn the true meaning of Christmas, track down and murder a six fingered man like the guy in that movie, dress yourself in leaves and spend a week pretending to be a dryad, surgically swap the faces of teen idols Avril Lavigne and Hannah Montana, and after a thrilling journey, catch them all.
> But when it comes time to learn how to juggle flaming sharks, you fly a little too close to the sun and die horribly.
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> GAME OVER
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