> Man do you think you are a fucking animorph or something? Actually no wait that is pretty rad, animorphs kick ass.
> You are now a sassy teenager with the ability to turn into any animal, and the eagle is actually Visser Three. You turn into a bear, and maul the evil yeerk to death, finally ending their secret invasion.
> Then everyone congratulates you and wants to be your friend and they know how cool you really are and Bryan Anders stops picking on you and the prettiest girl in your class says she likes you and you get to go in an andalite spaceship and make friends with lots of really cool aliens but you arent afraid of them because you always knew this would happen some day.
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> GAME OVER
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